SATURDAY, PART 1 /// BE WARNED, THIS POST IS KINDA PORNO, NSFW

So ja neh, this past weekend was all about the Loeries in Cape Town. I started off on Saturday afternoon at The Grand to check out the Velocity party, I didn’t take very many pics because it seems this ad crowd is really not as big on style as they are on tits and ass. And speaking of tits and ass, I couldn’t figure out if I was looking at burlesque dancers or good old garden variety strippers disguised as burlesque, and I have nothing against either skat, some of my closest friends from my commune days dabbled in similar professions, okay I lie a bit, the friends I have in mind were str8 up hookers, and they made for fabulously non-judgmental company. And hey, when they used to buy my broke ass drinks, I was never bothered by how they earned that cash, you know, don’t bite the booty that feeds you. Alas, one grows out of the commune phase and some hookers grow into crack whores and suddenly we’re not on the same wavelength. Anyway, the velocity gig made for quite an interesting party. I kept thinking my straight male friends would totally love this. I thought I’d post the pics because as you know, sex sells. Maybe I’ll get a few more str8 male blog visits, or maybe the not-so-feminist lesbians will enjoy it, fuck knows.

and finally, when my faggot ass just couldn't deal anymore, what with the serious lack of fashion and the abundance of naked female flesh. I ran into Sharon, Aspasia and Bee from Marie Claire, and a whole lot of fashion photographers that were having a good time, so we partied away until it was time to attend the Loeries later that evening, and after that we went to Marie Claire Loeries Winner's party. But more about that later on Part 2 of Saturday.

COME BACK TOMORROW FOR SATURDAY, PART 2 /// THE MARIE CLAIRE WINNER'S PARTY. TOTSIENS SKAT.