SATURDAY, PART 2 /// MARIE CLAIRE LOERIES WINNER'S PARTY

Welcome to part 2 of Saturday, if you haven't checked part 1, best you check for some background, you know, just to see how madly Saturday began. It's the post just before this one. Anyway, I took these here pics at Marie Claire's Loeries Winner's party which I've been looking forward to ever since i got the invite. To put it really plainly, we got really fucked and had such a fucking blast I can't even begin to describe, but enjoy the pics anyway.

...and later we moved on to a more intimate venue for an after after-party, I can't publish those pics skattie, those go into my vault where i keep pics i might use to blackmail people later.

SATURDAY, PART 1 /// BE WARNED, THIS POST IS KINDA PORNO, NSFW

So ja neh, this past weekend was all about the Loeries in Cape Town. I started off on Saturday afternoon at The Grand to check out the Velocity party, I didn’t take very many pics because it seems this ad crowd is really not as big on style as they are on tits and ass. And speaking of tits and ass, I couldn’t figure out if I was looking at burlesque dancers or good old garden variety strippers disguised as burlesque, and I have nothing against either skat, some of my closest friends from my commune days dabbled in similar professions, okay I lie a bit, the friends I have in mind were str8 up hookers, and they made for fabulously non-judgmental company. And hey, when they used to buy my broke ass drinks, I was never bothered by how they earned that cash, you know, don’t bite the booty that feeds you. Alas, one grows out of the commune phase and some hookers grow into crack whores and suddenly we’re not on the same wavelength. Anyway, the velocity gig made for quite an interesting party. I kept thinking my straight male friends would totally love this. I thought I’d post the pics because as you know, sex sells. Maybe I’ll get a few more str8 male blog visits, or maybe the not-so-feminist lesbians will enjoy it, fuck knows.

and finally, when my faggot ass just couldn't deal anymore, what with the serious lack of fashion and the abundance of naked female flesh. I ran into Sharon, Aspasia and Bee from Marie Claire, and a whole lot of fashion photographers that were having a good time, so we partied away until it was time to attend the Loeries later that evening, and after that we went to Marie Claire Loeries Winner's party. But more about that later on Part 2 of Saturday.

COME BACK TOMORROW FOR SATURDAY, PART 2 /// THE MARIE CLAIRE WINNER'S PARTY. TOTSIENS SKAT.

SHOUT OUT TO THE ASIAN GIRLS AND LET THE LIGHTS DIM SUM

Allo, so on Monday night I went to Church on Spin street where my friend Yang Zhao was hosting the opening night of her Beijing Opera Dim Sum pop-up dinners. The dinners (and lunches) will last until Friday the 21st, so that's two more days y'all. Apparently the dinners are already fully booked, sorry skat. However, for all you dim sum junkies out there, good news is that they don't take bookings for lunch so first come first served, or you can grab a take-away. The pop-up dinners are the first events leading up to The Secret Festival (formerly Toffie Secret Food Festival) which will take place at the Spier end October. Best you follow the link and find out about the festival, I went to check out last year's one and it was brilliant, especially for food junkies like me. I also wrote a piece on the upcoming festival for the August issue Woolies Taste magazine, if you can still get your hands on that issue, it's a good way to find out what to expect, and there's also a piece in the same issue about Yang and her dim sum. Lastly, a quick shout out to Yang for a brilliant Monday evening, and a side eye for the muthaphukka of a hangover that I woke up with on Tuesday morning.