OUR CLASS BEFORE IT FILLED UP:
THE BELOW IMAGE IS TOTES INTERNET SOURCED TO ILLUSTRATE. MY ACTUAL
CLASS DRESSES FOR THE GONG
After that it was time to head off to Clifton for the Guess show, I must confess this one was a bit tricky at first, the crowd was just so straight, like just not queer. I mean not like in the literal gay/str8 way. A party can have a totally breeder crowd with waitresses who moonlight as midwives and still be queer, but this began in a very straight way. My friend Fumi got all claustro and had to leave immediately, naturally I’m much more tolerant, a gas mask and latex gloves for protection and I’m good to go. It got much better later though, it turns out that queer crowd I love so much had started at the other big party of the evening which I didn’t make it to. They said it was a bit shit, so they all came streaming into the Guess party a little more than fashionably late, but atleast they came, things got queer, I got happy, we pointed and laughed like villains at husband-hunters in bodycon dresses.