THE J&B MET PART 1 /// MOMENTS AT THE SABC MARQUEE

I spent most of my time at the met at the SABC tent. No I wasn't invited, unfortunately

the general media pass does not include access to the tent, but you know me, i love a bit

of gatecrashing so i had to hustle my way into a tent. I had a bit of a hectic Friday night at

the Gender Blender party at Evol, i'll post those pics later. So once I got into the marquee

i simply did not have the energy to move around trying to hustle my way into every other

tent. I stayed put and i took advantage of the free drinks. Besides it was an interesting

marquee to oberve. It was on a slightly raised stage and completely open for the public to

see inside, with only a picket fence seperating the general public from the guests. It was

all rather bizzare because throughout the day there was an audience camped outside the

picket fence, trying to catch a glimpse of their favourite soapie stars or snapping away

on their cellphones. Of course the stars and their hanger ons were all loving it, sashaying

back and forth on the raised platform, smiling for the cameras. It was fun. This was of

course the J&B, so everyone was dressed for maximum impact. Whilst a lot of the outfits

were enjoyable, there were also a lot of SKATTIE! WHAT THE FUCK! moments. One

always wonders how so many get it so wrong, were they born that way? Do they not own

mirrors? Or do they watch too much Generations? Sadly included in this unfortunate lot at

the SABC tent was one of my favourite bloggers, Mika Stefano. Anyway, see

below for him and the rest of the contenders for the:

SKATTIE! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK! AWARDS